Just in time for the release of Book #2! Amazon and Barnes & Noble and iTunes have dropped their prices of Book #1.

Now, you can get REAL MERMAIDS DON’T WEAR TOE RINGS (the e-book) for only 99 cents! An 86 % savings!

That’s about the same as a bag of potato chips at my local corner store, or a small hot chocolate, or a quarter of an Ice Cream Chocolate Chunk Cookie Dough Blizzard at my Dairy Queen by the library (seriously, their prices are insane).

KINDLE: over at AMAZON . Only 99 cents.

NOOK: over at BARNES & NOBLE . Again, only 99 cents.

iBOOK: Over at Apple iTunes, too! Did I mention? Yes, I know…only 99 cents!

Don’t have a Kindle, Nook or iPad? Well, there’s a (free) App for that! Did you know you can read e-books from your Smart Phones, iPod Touch or personal computer?

Kindle Apps: iPhone/ Windows PC/ Mac/ Blackberry/ Android/ Windows Phone 7

Nook Apps: iPad/ iPhone / Android/ PC/ Mac

Happy reading!



Date: Thursday November 17, 2011
Posted in: Good news!,Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings,RMDWTR

I had no idea what this package was when the UPS man dropped it off. I was even more confused when I opened it.

“That’s nice…” I thought. But why was Sourcebooks/ Jabberwocky sending me more author copies?

Then I noticed the little red addition at the bottom of the cover…

Scholastic! A children’s author’s dream come true (at least THIS author :-) ).

Now available in the Scholastic Teen December/ Holiday sales in Canada (page 3) and the US (page 1!).


So much pretty!

I may have to revise this once I get the final covers but here are book 1 (out now!), book 2 (May 2012), and book 3 (Feb 2013) of the REAL MERMAIDS series.

Slave Lake is a community in Northern Alberta, devastated by wild fires. 40% of the town’s buildings have been destroyed including the community’s public library.

The Slave Lake Book Auction is raising money for this community with the help of the literary community. There are many wonderful writerly items up for bid including signed books, critiques and more.



Bid on an item

Make a donation to the library
Share Slave Lake Book Auction links on Facebook or Twitter or your blog to help spread the word


My publisher, Sourcebooks, would like to thank you by providing you with a coupon code for a free e-Pub/PDF e-book of REAL MERMAIDS DON’T WEAR TOE RINGS.

This offer is valid until June 30th/ 2011.

So, please go bid OR go make a donation OR help spread the word by blogging, facebooking or tweeting. Then come back here and let me know how you showed you cared. :-)

Details re: retrieving the coupon code are in the comments…


Real Mermaids Don’t Wear Toe Rings is only about six weeks old but WOW! what a ride it has been so far.

Thanks, EVERYONE, for the reader e-mail, blog mentions, tweets, contests and reviews and for helping to spread the word about Jade–my chocolate-mug-cake-loving/reluctant mermaid.

Your support and enthusiasm have meant SO much!

Some of you have asked, “Will there be a sequel?!” and today, I can enthusiastically say NO! 

There will not be a sequel.

   There will be TWO!!!!!!!   

From today’s Publishers Marketplace:

REAL MERMAIDS DON’T WEAR TOE RINGS author Hélène Boudreau’s next two books in the Real Mermaids series, about a plus-sized, aquaphobic teenager with mermaid tendencies, again to Rebecca Frazer at Jabberwocky,  by Lauren MacLeod at The Strothman Agency (World English).

PROOF! *click to enlarge*

Doing a couple of virtual cannon balls and back flips over this news. Woohoo!

Plus! Want to win a copy of Real Mermaids Don’t Wear Toe Rings?  Swing by these two blogs for a chance to win!

The Life (and Lies) of Inanimate Flying Objects: contest ends Jan 31st

The Bookologist: contest ends Feb 13th

So, there’s my news!

Two SEA-QUELS! Hooray!

Helene Boudreau Dreamscape interview from Dreamscape Media on Vimeo.

*stay tuned for my interview bloopers, from falling tri-fold screens to wardrobe malfunctions, detailed in a future post… 😉


Winner! Jenna! (Jennifer Clark Estes)

It started off modestly enough. I’d hold a nice little contest and give away a copy of REAL MERMAIDS DON’T WEAR TOE RINGS.

Lovely, right? … but it wouldn’ t be ENOUGH. So, then I thought, huh…maybe I’ll do a fun #hashtag contest on Twitter and give away FIVE copies.


Cool! …but what about people who aren’t on Twitter? What about all my Facebook pals?  Shouldn’t I give away a few copies over there? Maybe FIVE copies there, too?? So, okay, okay.

TEN copies of REAL MERMAIDS DON’T WEAR TOE RINGS to giveaway. You heard it, TEN!


Totally serious! Wanna win one?? Here’s how…


Tweet using the hashtag #realmermaids for a chance to win one of the FIVE twitter copies. For example:

#realmermaids don’t wear toe rings (but that one’s taken 😉 ) or I brake for #realmermaids

Funniest tweets win! Winners are totally up to the discretion of my judges @bostonbookgirl, @authoressanon, @jodimeadows, @kathleenpeacock and @elissacruz. Thank you, lovelies!

Please keep it PG, though, people! Think of the children!! :-)


Just go ahead and LIKE my page on Facebook and post in the contest thread for a chance to win one of FIVE Facebook copies. Unlike Twitter, this contest is not limited to 140 characters. You can play with the #realmermaids twitter concept or tell me a joke, or write me a poem, the sky is the limit. Just make me LAUGH! Again, the five funniest WIN!

Oh, and what the heck. Post in the comments here, too, for a chance to win. So you know what that means…ELEVEN books to give away! That’s what I’m talking about!


 *Open to US/Canadian residents / Contest runs until December 5th/ Contest winners will be announced randomly over the next five days so stay tuned!

UPDATE! The fun never ends!

THREE more chances to win: Dreamscape is giving away three autographed copies of the audiobook right here:


Just LIKE their page and you’re entered to win! Audiobook contest runs until December 20th!

…and I couldn’t be happier! :-)

From The New York Journal of Books: “Ms. Boudreau writes knowingly about the political minefield of adolescent girl relationships and surging guy-crushes, and she puts Jade in quite a crucible: Trying to solve the mystery of her mother’s death, pass high school, keep her friends, win the guy—and not morph into a fish in public. The author is savvy enough to have left a few threads loose, and she has built enough conflict in the nascent mermaid world to warrant a very nice sequel. Oh, it’s never easy to be a 14-year-old girl. Bravo to Hélène Boudreau for hitting the bull’s-eye with a fresh, affectionate, watery twist on the classic coming-of-age-story.”

From Kirkus Reviews: “…the author keeps suspense high and her prose moving while tapping straight into young teens’ angst about friends, enemies and boys.”

From The YA-5: “Absolutely fresh and sweet, a quirky coming of age story.”  (and a full review where she likens my character, Jade, to Margaret. YES! Judy Blume’s Margaret. *faints*)

Real Mermaids Don’t Wear Toe Rings (book and audiobook in stores December 1st/ 2010)

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